According to that, I could only take 24! I refuse to believe it. I KNOW I could take at least 30. I think being short and havin a short reach is why it doubts me.But there are some things it doesn't take into consideration:- the need to relieve stress (what's more therapeutic than beating down 40-50 kids???)- physical training, aside from martial arts (football, wrestling)- the sweet taste of victory (the more you whoop up on, the more victorious you are... the way I see it anyhow)- whether the "little gang" is all boys or is co-ed (you throw some little ladies into the equation, my final count adds AT LEAST 15)Fortunately, they'll never set up a one-time competition where an adult gets to compete against kids. That would be horrific to witness.WAIT...Replace...fortunately with hopefullynever with soonone-time with weeklycompetition with deathmatchcompete against with beat the hell out ofhorrific with terrificwitness with TiVo
This is by far the funniest thing I have read today. Thank you brother for cracking me up.
I could take 20, largely because of the moral questions on the final page. But I've played Starcraft against Zerg, and I can kick pretty damn high. :-)