Even though I am on vacation, spending my days in the beautiful beaches of San Marco, I have decided to post my results of this past week. I will take a moment from my drinking and fornicating to let you all know about the awesomeness of my team. I will tell these two hot girls with me to give me a moment while I type this up, to fetch me another drink and to make sure they are ready for round three...
Anyways, this week I took on Ryan, who is in second place. I beat his ass like, well it was bad. 7-2-1. I am now one game under .500 going into the All-Star break. The tides are changing. I can feel my team rising up. Soon fifth place shall be mine!
That's all I have for you today. Back to my debauchery.
Yeah, I hit that last night...in my mind.