Today is my birthday, and I figure since it is my birthday, I will choose my own adventure this morning. By that, I mean I am going back to bed and dreaming about doing very naughty things to these three Brazilian models (names are not important for this fantasy).
hAPPY BIRthday...fag
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! What, is that 30 now? Haha jk
ReplyDeleteRyan...why is APPY BIR capitalized? but thank you regardless.
ReplyDeleteOfford...thanks. when ya get to be my age you really lose track. Damn, I keep trying to make a short joke, but nothing is coming. Screw it. Offord, go stand in the corner and think of a funny joke for me.
hahah you don't get it?? good one ryan lol I'm going to be laughing about that all day now...
ReplyDeleteAnd..I'm so short, Angelina Jolie tried to adopt me! That sucked..
Yeah, I still don't get it. I am usually the clever one, but apparently that disappears with old age.
ReplyDeletewell you do look a little asian, and isn't that a country Angelina is missing from her ethnicity adoption bingo card?
ReplyDeleteAsia is not a country...
ReplyDeleteHaha Josh I didn't get it either I just made that up
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