Remember when I went to Jordan and Egypt? Did I ever mention how horny I was when I got back? I went over six weeks without any type of release. Well I did have sex with the one girl, but other than that, it was like three weeks without masturbating. Needless to say, I was on the verge of exploding.
After being back a few days, I decided to go out after playing some softball with James and Jason. We went up to the Arena (was it called The Last Cowboy still?) and shot pool. I decided to send this girl we worked with, Liz, a text message asking what she was doing.
For those of you that don't know about Liz, let me explain. She was a complete whore. I had sex with her a bunch of times and it was not great, but it was always good if drunk or whatever.
She says that she is over at Gideon's apartment, helping him clean. I then let her know that if she wants to take a break, I could give her a little reward (considering that I am planning on moving into that apartment with Gideon). She says okay, and we meet up at this usual spot. At this point, I did not have my own place in State College yet, I had lived at my mom's for about a semester before going to Jordan.
The nice thing about this girl was, she had no delusions about what this relationship was, there was no talking, no how are you, just lets have sex and lets make it quick. So, we start going at it and after about 45 seconds, I am ready to explode, and I think she can tell. So, she gets down and starts giving me a little mouth action.
I am not some kind of porn star, and when I get off, it does not fly across the room or anything cool like that. However, this time, I looked like some kind circus freak. I shoot, and it must of taken her by surprise because she pulls it out of her mouth, unfortunately for her, I am not done. I shoot another round, and she moves out of the way! It lands like five feet away.
So, I put my pants back on, hop in my car (we were having sex outside at a park by the way) and send James a text message asking him if they are still at the bar. They are, so I go over and go back to pool and beer. Apparently I was gone for like fifteen minutes...