"The next time you use the Lord's name in vain,Wow, what a petty God he must be. "Ugh, those shitty Christians are using my name in vain again, I'll show them, they will sit in traffic for two hours!" Sucks to be those really good Christians during rush hour who did nothing wrong.
God will make rush hour longer."
Also, why the hell would a church in Philipsburg think this would change people's lives? There are no traffic jams around here. Rush hour traffic happens for about three minutes in this area. I could understand putting a sign like this in Pittsburgh, maybe on the Parkway. Might make a bit more sense. Unfortunately, driving 65 mph past the church around 5 p.m. makes me think God was not paying attention today. I also used his name in vain approximately 25 times, before lunch.
Sadly I could not take a picture of the sign so I had to find one on the internet. Turns out, churches have some kind of idiot sign maker they use together because this place has also used this sign as well.
In conclusion, please keep up the awesome church signs, they give me something to laugh about for 38 minutes.