I have never watched an episode of Jersey Shore. No idea why anyone would want to really. I understand the whole "it's like watching a train wreck...", but how does it not get old after three minutes. I mean the bodies are all smashed up and there is tons of blood and carnage, but then what? I mean, not that I ever stop and check out train wrecks.
I saw this Craig Ferguson skit about the show and it made me laugh. Therefore, I will force you to watch it as well. Damn it, sit still and watch it! Sorry, did I hurt you? I will buy you a pony.