17 August 2011
Homeland Security SUV
He turned towards where I was going and I figured he must be going to the Ebensburg Police barracks, but instead he turned into the Local Ice Cream place (LICP). Curious, eh? I came to two conclusions:
1) He is a huge fan of their ice cream and wants to be the first person to get a cone today. Seems reasonable, right?
2) The LICP is some kind of terrorist front. I am guessing they must have a cache of guns below the store and probably plan to overthrow the government.
I would bet money that I am wrong on both counts.