If you are going to hunt aliens, you might as well dress the part. Looks like he should be trying out for a role in Tombstone. He definitely likes to play it up that he was a cop. If you are hunting aliens, definitely need to have a horse. Obviously, this guy helped inspire Cowboys & Aliens. And for that he should probably be thrown in jail.
My favorite part of the website is Mr. Sims great personal history. This guy is a regular Leonardo da Vinci. Here are some of his credentials:
-Martial arts expert--although he has had no former training.
-Ex-CIA Operative--he has no proof of this, just mentions it. I guess this is to make him seem like he would no highly classified secrets.
-Master Hypnotist, he is certified. Probably earned in a few weeks from some online course. Not by becoming a psychologist or anything.
-Neuro Linguistic Programming Expert--this is a complete pseudoscience and something tells me all the rest of his certificates are probably along the crazy realm.
-Trained in Graphoanalysis...you know, looking at hand-writing and using it to predict stuff about personality. A very firm science.
-Scuba instructor. In case the aliens are in the ocean. He will not be stopped.
I really need to get involved with this paranormal stuff. Make up a bunch of credentials (hell, I may even get some of those cool certificates), develop a persona, and just become the go to expert about something completely made up. Anyone have any suggestions? I am thinking Maryland Goatman Hunter...


Maybe you should choose to hunt something that doesn't carry a friggin battle axe. I mean, let's be realistic here.
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